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TITLE (EDIT)
An Itsy Bitsy Lesson
DESCRIPTION
The way it works.
[464 words]
AUTHOR
Dee Sleng
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Why would you care?
[July 2007]
An Itsy Bitsy Lesson
Dee Sleng

Every kid should be taught that once born, most of life will suck .

Nothing is worth accomplishing, but youíll be told otherwise countless times. Do what you got to do to get by as well as you can, but donít forget, in the end it will all be forgotten, unless youíre a Beethoven, an Einstein, or Bill Gates

All religion is bullshit. There is no salvation, no afterlife, heaven or hell.

While here you do have obligations: Do not fuck with others. Stay out of trouble and donít go to jail. Do not diddle with minors. Pick up the check occasionally. Do not beat your wife or your girlfriend , husband or boyfriend. Kill household intruders. If youíre a woman, avoid growing up to be a cunt. If youíre a guy, avoid growing up to be a prick.

So what are you supposed to do while here?
Occupy your time to avoid the incredible boredom of life. Devote yourself to a career. Be a mommy. Collect stamps. Anything that will while away the minutes, hours, days, months decades till you die with something that you like to do that doesnít get you indicted.

People Ė for the most partóare what makes life suck, so itís inevitable you will piss them off. Be prepared for that by mastering lines of bullshit that will get you out of hot spots with your parents, wife, kids and your neighbor. Make sure that your lies are as close to the truth as possible though.

All government is bullshit. We do not need it. We can take care of ourselves. Those that canít or try to fuck up the status quo, should be banished or killed.
Long before youíre a dribbling, demented, incontinent creature dependent upon the government, your kids and relatives to take care of you, please commit suicide.

Remember, when things get really tough, when you are at your lowest, when what you think is God has shit on you--- there ainít no more. This is it. If youíre feeling really, really bad, itís alright to commit suicide.

Thereís more wacked out people per square mile than there are normal people. And yes, there are normal people.

But there are no ďspecialĒ people. There are retarded people, crippled people, drug addicts, criminals, people who are really crazy and people who are just a little crazy. Many Ė are born that way. If you arenít one of them, consider yourself lucky, but do not feel guilty cause youíre better off than them. Thatís just the breaks.

Thereís a bunch of other stuff to remember, but mostly youíll pick it up on your own. Or you wonít . It doesnít matter, unless you fuck with me.

Pass this on to whoever you want. I donít give a shit.

 

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July 2007
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