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TITLE (EDIT)
Accentuated Accidents
DESCRIPTION
Captain Crossbow started in Fat Fetish Porn and worked hs way to the top but it all ended tragically
[393 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Comedy
AUTHOR
Wetweathersewage
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
See more at wetweathersewage.com
[May 2010]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (5)
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The Biggest Winner (Short Stories) Getting a hot girl easy! Just takes time! [411 words] [Humor]
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Wetweathersewage

This is the story of Captain Crossbow, born Eric Enz.
Eric Enz was the first porn star to accidentally
kill another porn star in a film during intercourse.
Eric Enz was quite a large man and sported a classic porn
stache and was a star in the heyday of porn back in the mid 70's
when it wasnít accessible to every 12 year old who could spell
youporn in a computer web address bar. Eric Enz was an unknown
for most of his career and had to star in fat fetish videos
(Videos where he banged obscenely fat chicks) until he came up with
a new position that would take the world by storm. It was a tweak on
the classic doggy style. In this new position, he would take
the girl from behind while standing, and for the grab he would turn his
palms upward and grab her by the biceps. It was called The Crossbow.
After these films became a hit, even among people who didnít
like fat porn, he earned the nickname Captain Crossbow. He
was a star, a porn star. He was Cross bowing his way to the top.
His status earned him a part in a normal porn with a normal
sized girl. The film was to be called "Ding DONG: Who's
that at my back door?" but it was never made. If the porn
directors would have plugged Captain Crossbows mass and
average acceleration per thrust into the force equation,
Force = Mass x Acceleration, they would have realized that
his force was much to powerful for the actress who was
only 120 pounds. Captain Crossbow went 38 thrusts crossbow
style before the director realized the actress was dead,
it was another 40 thrusts before he told him she was dead,
it was estimated that she died after 20 thrusts. After
the incident, Captain Crossbow fell into a deep depression
and abandoned the porn industry. He tried forgetting his
past but was constantly reminded by fans who recognized
him and wanted his autograph and to do the crossbow for
them, but he vowed to never do the crossbow again. After
years of guilt for murdering a woman with his powerful
thrusts he killed himself by overdosing on erectile
dysfunction medication. He is survived by his bastard
child Kevin Erx. His films are registered for historical
significance by congress.

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