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Confusion 1 by Peter Rivendell A game with destiny? You decide. [169 words]
Threats by Peter Rivendell Sometimes, even in a crowded place you can feel totally alone... [73 words]
You Deserved It All by Toluwalope Olugbenga Ogunlesi A poem about anger. [143 words]
What Whales Dream by Stuart Eric Longridge A 500 million year old reincarnated whale day dreaming what it was like when he was a stupid ... [124 words]
Wake Up Sleepy Dead by Stuart Eric Longridge Dont fall asleep at the wheel. [175 words]
Trapped In The Masque by Peter Rivendell A dark hymn for troubled times. [120 words]
Trails, A Collection Of Verse by Akanihu C Wilson A collection of verse. [1,051 words]
Thoughts At An End by Eric A Hofmann Met a girl. It didn't work out like I thought it would. She was my first love. It is a pr... [179 words]
The Waking by Keri McGriff - [16 words]
The Mists Of Dreams by Judith Goff Sensuality. [69 words]
The Maya by Stuart Eric Longridge Lost but not forgotten. [221 words]
The Internal Storm by L A Winterburn A poem about what its like when I get a panic attack and the hope that I feel, that things w... [96 words]
Subliminal Messages by Stuart Eric Longridge Don't talk crap. [114 words]
Spirit Dancer by Sue (Sooz) Simpson - [514 words]
Sisters Of The Heart by Judith Goff In Memory of Joey Callihan 1949-1999 [120 words]
Requiem by Judith Goff -Perhaps a final goodbye [40 words]
Real by R Palooza - [137 words]
Please Now by Judith Goff - [49 words]
Performers by Peter Rivendell When you feel like an outsider, sometimes you hope no one ever notices... Written when I was 18. See... [239 words]
Paint My World by Paula Poland A woman struggles with depression and self-isolation. From a strange dream I had. [111 words]
Only Words by Judith Goff - [61 words]
Nothing Much by Pearl S - [328 words]
Nightscape by Peter Rivendell - [100 words]
Night's Sorrow by Rose Trimovski A poem about a man, who has no friends, is all alone... [101 words]
My Friend by Michael Allen Rosendo This poem is about a girl. I liked her, and she told me that she wanted to date me. At the same time... [160 words]
Marching Band by Peter Rivendell When love fades... a lyric as much as a poem... [96 words]
Mans Dust by Stuart Eric Longridge Under the cosmic carpet. [106 words]
Lycanthrope by Judith Goff Poem or short story... you decide... [197 words]
Lets Get High!! by L A Winterburn My new year's resolution and The title speaks for itself LOL. [88 words]
Jinny by Sue (Sooz) Simpson - [176 words]
Iraq Attack by Stuart Eric Longridge Don't believe the hype. [209 words]
Freeky by Judith Goff Feelin' kinda dirty ... feelin' kinda mean ... [81 words]
Flow by Peter Rivendell - [106 words]
Expedition by Peter Rivendell A view of the future? Or a view of the past? Is there any difference? [170 words]
Evil by Judith Goff Another song? What's up with this? [118 words]
Earth Bound by Stuart Eric Longridge Again more origins. [220 words]
Descent To Hell by Judith Goff This is actually a song I wrote for a novel. [233 words]
Crop Crap by Stuart Eric Longridge I made one with my face. [95 words]
Creation Copyright by Stuart Eric Longridge Over my head. [40 words]
Children Of The Night by David B Doc Byron Vampires! Dark shadows! Ghosts! Blood sucking! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! [108 words]
Cave Man Monkey Stinker
Burn Out by Alan T Geake This was written after hearing about a rock singer's suicide. [88 words]
Book Of The Dead by David B Doc Byron A sinner signs their soul away. [81 words]
Blue Jean Kangaroo by Michael Allen Rosendo Surrealistic poem. [103 words]
Blind Faith by Stuart Eric Longridge Giving away your mind. [274 words]
Art Thou Art? by Mia Angello - [44 words]
Adventure Playground by Peter Rivendell - [113 words]
A Verse Of Doubt by Eric A Hofmann - [41 words]

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Cave Man Monkey Stinker
Monkey magic not.
[143 words]
Stuart Eric Longridge
[October 2004]
2003 (Poetry) Solving a mystery. [204 words] [Adventure]
4d (Poetry) Just something to think about.Hee!Hee! [195 words] [Mystical]
A Human Life Too Short (Songs) A family story. [201 words] [Motivational]
A Prayer To Gaia (Poetry) We have a lot of explaining to do. [107 words] [Nature]
A Sigh Of Relief (Poetry) The flintstones revisited. [100 words] [Animal]
A Test Of Faith (Poetry) Our lost chapter. [187 words] [Adventure]
Again And Again (Songs) For my french friend I hope he doesnt top himself. [87 words] [Relationships]
Agression Obsession (Poetry) There's always a lot more to things. [259 words] [Mind]
Anger Pills To Polish Skills. (Songs) - [472 words] [Mind]
Astralution (Songs) We are living in transforming times [134 words] [Health]
Astrogenetics (Poetry) Our star signs should really be taken from conception. I think. [50 words] [Nature]
Baseless, Information, Before, Leaving, Earth (Poetry) A realization of dangerous mistranslation. [540 words] [Self-Help]
Bible Code... (Poetry) Read the two books by Michael Drosnin. [198 words] [Mind]
Birth Seed Of Death (Poetry) A very real possiblity. [103 words] [Nature]
Birth Trauma (Poetry) Were not in the dark ages any more. [204 words] [Self-Help]
Blind Faith (Poetry) Giving away your mind. [274 words] [Self-Help]
Breathe (Poetry) Vibration. [113 words] [Mind]
Call Me When Your Mind Is Clear (Songs) Call me spaced out call me mad. [169 words] [Mind]
Can You Lend Me A Tenner Son? A What? (Poetry) Its happening now, but for the worst [267 words] [Crime]
Celtic Warriors (Poetry) The mess in N.Ireland. [99 words] [Horror]
Chakras (Poetry) Wheels of light and love. [70 words] [Mind]
Cheer Up (Poetry) It's happening now. [345 words] [Motivational]
Cloaking Device (Poetry) We are very trusting. [202 words] [Self-Help]
Colours For Killing (Poetry) My poor home N. Ireland. [280 words] [Crime]
Come What May (Poetry) Easy life. [239 words] [Mind]
Cosmic Chemotheraphy (Poetry) A follow up to Astrogenetics. [159 words] [Nature]
Cosmic Sluice (Poetry) That great place named space. [163 words] [Adventure]
Creation Copyright (Poetry) Over my head. [40 words] [Mind]
Crop Crap (Poetry) I made one with my face. [95 words] [Mystery]
Deliberate Intentions In The 4th Dimension (Poetry) Create your own reality. [244 words] [Mind]
Designer Illusions (Poetry) Subscribing to man made fantasys... [263 words] [Crime]
Did You Know? (Poetry) Check this it ,and it is provable. [161 words] [Crime]
Dont Want To Sound Like Mr Ed (Poetry) - [494 words] [Comedy]
Drastic Plastic Fantastic (Poetry) Looking out through the matrix. [66 words] [Crime]
Dream State (Poetry) Reflection. [258 words] [Mind]
Earth Bound (Poetry) Again more origins. [220 words] [History]
Electric H2o (Poetry) A revival of a sticking point. [577 words] [Self-Help]
Empowered By My Own Karma (Poetry) Personal road to knowledge [230 words] [Mind]
End Time Rhyme (Poetry) - [81 words] [Suspense]
Father Sun Spots (Songs) A conversation betweeen earth and the sun. [192 words] [Mind]
Filling In The Gaps (Poetry) And they still could`nt get to the moon. [237 words] [Mind]
Forward To The Present Past (Poetry) A never ending cycle. [189 words] [Mind]
Geometrical Re-Birth (Poetry) The fields are a great cosmic canvas. [176 words] [Nature]
Heartache Demolition (Poetry) What do you think of me now? [316 words] [Mind]
History In The Making (Poetry) Do not believe the media. [186 words] [History]
Hologramic Farm (Songs) A wee song for the changing times. [175 words] [Mind]
I Feel Like Ive Missed Someone Ive Never Met (Songs) A song written for Mr Remo s new band. [200 words] [Mind]
I Spy With My Many Eyes (Poetry) I am watching you. [196 words] [Crime]
I Was Dark That Day (Songs) - [248 words] [Relationships]
Iraq Attack (Poetry) Don't believe the hype. [209 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 2 (Poetry) A better explanation of events. [346 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 3 (Poetry) Just following our great world wide movie. [260 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part4 (Poetry) Another sequel to the great movie. [312 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part 5 (Poetry) The neverending saga of lies and deceit. [308 words] [Mind]
Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating. (Poetry) Time travel must be possible.Or something very mad is happening now ,i think both. [382 words] [History]
Know Your God (Poetry) Materialism / luciferianism. [125 words] [Crime]
Lets All Go To The Lobby To Get Ourselves A Treat. (Songs) - [323 words] [Comedy]
Lets Face The Music En-Trance (Poetry) - [447 words] [History]
Lord Of The Rings (Poetry) Where it ends it has begun. [72 words] [Nature]
Love Drug (Poetry) Transforming times. [115 words] [Mystical]
Mans Dust (Poetry) Under the cosmic carpet. [106 words] [Mind]
Mind Trap (Poetry) - [93 words] [Mind]
Monkey Boy (Poetry) The transforming times we are living in [220 words] [Mind]
My Dear (Poetry) Only time will tell. [122 words] [Motivational]
My Young Friend (Poetry) Listen to your elders. [210 words] [Fable]
Negative Buoyancy (Songs) Im in Egypt at the moment doing lots of scuba diving,so I thought I would include a liitle bit of terminology that ive learnt.Means to sink... [171 words] [Relationships]
No Joke (Poetry) You must have noticed something wasnt right, or maybe not. [238 words] [Crime]
Not Today (Songs) So dont tell me im wasting my life. [196 words] [Mind]
Oh! What A Surprise (Poetry) If you haven't noticed already then your as bad as them. [129 words] [Crime]
Oh! What Lovely Weather We Are Having (Poetry) Nature is God. [447 words] [Adventure]
Our Holographic Farm (Songs) - [150 words] [Mind]
Post World Comas Past (Songs) The second song for my mate mapes new band. [174 words] [Mind]
Propaganda Bait (Poetry) The great media movie, we are all finally famous. Yee-ha. [170 words] [Drama]
Remember The Wee Dog (Poetry) A very real nightmare. [221 words] [Suspense]
Rising Angel (Poetry) Its not a being its a consciousness/materialism. [114 words] [Psychology]
Shadow Play (Poetry) Look beyond official references to discover the truth. [152 words] [Mystical]
Silent Killers (Poetry) If we only knew what goes on. [317 words] [Crime]
Slaughter House Merry Go Round. (Poetry) Story time [669 words] [Adventure]
Soaked In Deja-Vu (Poetry) I was just wondering. [130 words] [Mind]
Some Day (Poetry) A sad situation. [179 words] [Crime]
Soul Mate (Poetry) The search for your higher self. [676 words] [Biography]
Spain Joins The Pain (Poetry) A disgusting distraction of the worst kind. [166 words] [Crime]
Spirit Guide (Poetry) There is something looking after everyone. [84 words] [Mind]
Subliminal Messages (Poetry) Don't talk crap. [114 words] [Fantasy]
Supa Computa (Poetry) A scary realistic tale. [140 words] [Crime]
Super Conscious Pilgrimage (Poetry) The end of the old systems. [135 words] [Mind]
Thats Entertainment (Poetry) - [105 words] [Comedy]
The Ancient Gods Of Religion (Songs) Sing along to this dangerous song. [237 words] [Mind]
The Church Of Decimation. (Songs) I suggest you look into the (real) history of the crusades. [383 words] [Crime]
The Darkest Show On Earth (Poetry) Dark! Dark! [257 words] [Horror]
The Darwin Dilemma (Poetry) We were only hunter gatherers because the globe was so devestated by the passing of a huge piece of an exploded super nova. [165 words] [History]
The Flood (Poetry) A bit wet. [220 words]
The Great Pyramid Decoded A Bit.The Principal Facination Part 2 (Poetry) Just trying to show that the ancients had technology higher than ours ,which we have lost somehow.Or was it hidden? [400 words] [Architecture]
The High Tides Of Hell (Songs) Just another wake up call. [221 words] [Mind]
The Hollow Theory. (Poetry) There many ledgends about this. [104 words] [Mystery]
The Lake Of Life (Poetry) Another spacy little number,a bit wet though. [76 words] [Mystical]
The Lizards Of Cause. (Poetry) If someone made this into a film it wouldnt be believed.As usual. [271 words] [Horror]
The Maya (Poetry) Lost but not forgotten. [221 words] [History]
The Most Powerful The Most Terrible. (Songs) Its all happening now . [355 words] [Horror]
The Netherworld (Poetry) The real world, before the smothering of education. [103 words] [Mystical]
The Ones From In-Between (Poetry) Now you see them now you don't. [97 words] [Mystery]
The Principal Fascination (Poetry) They were not tombs. [227 words] [Architecture]
The Prodical Fathers (Poetry) So how did they know then? [148 words] [History]
The Real World (Poetry) I wrote this for my dad,whose last older relative passed on. [80 words] [Spiritual]
The Second Comings (Poetry) You have only to look outside the illusion. [466 words] [History]
The Slaughterhouse Electric H2o (Short Stories) A walk in my reality. [1,312 words] [Mystical]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi.Part 1.Mother Earth (Novels) - [4,170 words] [Mind]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi-The Introduction. (Novels) This is my finished book which I have put together from all my songs ,poems and rhyming rants that I have posted on story mania.This should make my work a lot more understandable,(or maybe not) and fi... [3,527 words] [Mind]
The Two Evils (Poetry) There is something wrong with the law,criminals protecting criminals. [119 words] [Crime]
The War Of Gods Serpent Princes (Songs) Its wake up time. [246 words]
The Wests Misconception Of Islam (Poetry) They don't want war either. [237 words] [Psychology]
Think For Yourself (Songs) Make what you want of it. [491 words] [Mind]
Vultures (Poetry) Money grabbing bastards. [183 words] [Crime]
Wake Up Sleepy Dead (Poetry) Dont fall asleep at the wheel. [175 words] [Humor]
We Come In Pieces (Poetry) A near miss. [147 words] [Adventure]
What A Surprise (Novels) A cheery little rant. [110 words] [Mind]
What Is It Really? (Poetry) I dont know what it is. [87 words] [Mystery]
What Whales Dream (Poetry) A 500 million year old reincarnated whale day dreaming what it was like when he was a stupid human. [124 words] [History]
Whats On The Box? (Poetry) Our friendly time waster. [178 words]
Who Knows (Poetry) Just thinking too much as usual. [207 words] [Mind]
Why To Kill A Princess (Poetry) Not an accident. [194 words] [Mystery]
Yeah Yeah (Poetry) Symbolic, nothing more. [430 words] [Fantasy]
Yer Mans A Bit Weird, He Has Strange Eyelids. (Poetry) We know fuck all about our biggest ancestors, fuck all. [238 words] [History]
Yin And Yang (Poetry) The secret of peace. [127 words] [Mind]
Your Missing The Piont (Poetry) So much taken out. [140 words] [Fantasy]
Cave Man Monkey Stinker
Stuart Eric Longridge

They say we come from mammels
i beg to disagree
what of the difference in the sex tools?
the bits we use to pee.

Unlike the usual primate
we lack a penis bone
and our females have a hymen
to proove a virgins left alone.

So why say we come from chimps?
we`re jumping to conclusions
i try to use my evolved brain
and subscribe not to delusions.

Theres a gap of evolution 
and an emergence of a thinker
itellegent homo-sapiens
not a cave-man monkey stinker.

We are a mungrel worker race 
having the Eloheem genes within us 
also holding Christs royal bloodline
so whats all this racial fuss?

We think we`re so divided
we are one red blooded race
but if you want to see an alien
just check your human face...

By the way Melk Weg is dutch for Milky Way. 



"This post proves we've evolved from lower beings, like the author of this piece of scheiss!" -- Joe Millionaire.
"couldn't have said it better myself" -- Nic.
"I cant believe these two above me still think we evolved according to Darwin.I bet you are covered in hair.Does anyone know what Eloheem really means?I do.Nice work a bit crazy,but funny." -- Texas Tom, Land of the free.
"away and dirt, ya filthy primate licker" -- bobbyshanks, oz.
"who would win in a fight a caveman monkey stinker or a small bear with a gammy arm wearing roller skates " -- Prince fillett, umbongo.


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